quotes of the evening

Tallulah- "I know Santa is nice, but I don't wanna sit in his lap"

Max, about Jesus' birthday cake- "How will we get His cake to heaven?"

Mommy- "Do I need to call Santa on his cell phone and tell him not to come because you arn't doing what mommy told you to do?" (just kidding, I didn't really say that, but I thought about it :)